I am not even going to front; I am excited to eat a lot of food. A lot. An unhealthy amount. I am going to need my stomach pumped. There will be a Lifetime Original Movie made about me after this meal. I will be sponsored by the Food Network. This is happening, people.
In honor of something that happened hundreds of years ago in a time when the internet did not exist, here is a photo.
Speaking of being thankful for things. You should all be thankful that I have two posters up for sale now. Check them out! Please? Thanks.
Have a great Thanksgiving everyone!