If a speech about socialism moves ya!
Better speak to Li’l Hoo-ver!
America is great, boo yah!
Come sing with Li’l Hoo-ver!
If you forget to shut the louver!
Then, come ask Li’l Hoo-ver!
Li’l Hoover Memory Cards are perfect for remembering things while under the constant threat of Red Aggression! What better way to spark your memory than nuclear annihilation?
Don’t you just love his little shorts? Goes great with that poster of J. Edgar Hoover I have available!