Fri 11 09 12

This morning, I came in contact with a strange, glowing puddle. It smelled like that taste you get when you suck on pennies. Naturally, I decided to splash a little on my face, as I was feeling a little run down since I sucked on all those pennies the other day. I won’t bore you with the details, but after I woke up and put my clothing back on, I was able to see into the future. Of course, I put this to good use.

If you want to know how you are going to die, follow me on Twitter. If you don’t, then that is how you are going to die; alone and afraid.

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2 Responses to “How Will You Die?”

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  1. Ethan says:

    I dot have twitter! How do I die HP!? I’ve got to know!

    • HP says:

      Ethan, far in the future, tired of moving around, you lay down in a grassy field. Motionless, your hair wraps with the roots and you slowly sink into the land.

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