Sometimes you work put your heart and soul into a project. You jam your blood and sweat into it. Just sweat everywhere. Then you put down this sweaty project for a minute. That minute becomes a month and that month becomes a year. And hey, some projects you just half-ass your way around until you decide it’s dead to you. You spend the next decade in an alcohol-fueled haze before stumbling upon a Photoshop file while trying to clean up your hard drive in a vane attempt at having some control over your life.
This project is from 2009. I don’t remember what my intentions where. The file was called missed_comm_masturbation.ai. It’s Our Nation’s First President, George “Big Ben” Washington!
It seems that Washington was going to say something poignant. His words of wisdom are lost forever, like a phone in a big toilet.
I’m going to be posting more trash I forgot about.