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Another Project I Forgot About

Fri 04.13.18

what does this mean

What does. This. Mean? What. Does this? Mean.

At some point in college I awoke with the phrase “Sprechen Sie Rockets” looping in my head.

(to the tune of What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor?)

Sprechen Sie /
Sprechen Sie /
Sprechen Sie Rock-ets! 

Sprechen Sie /
Sprechen Sie /
Sprechen Sie Rock-ets! 

Sprechen Sie /
Sprechen Sie /
Sprechen Sie Rock-ets.

Spre-chen /
Sie /
Rock-ets.

This tune haunted me. It would appear that this tune was still haunting me in 2010; nearly five years after college. In a desperate attempt to remove the lyrics from my mind forever, I must have made this thing. The image must have lifted the curse because I haven’t thought about this silly tune in a long while. Well … until now. Oh jeez.

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A Project I Forgot About

Tue 03.13.18

Sometimes you work put your heart and soul into a project. You jam your blood and sweat into it. Just sweat everywhere. Then you put down this sweaty project for a minute. That minute becomes a month and that month becomes a year. And hey, some projects you just half-ass your way around until you decide it’s dead to you. You spend the next decade in an alcohol-fueled haze before stumbling upon a Photoshop file while trying to clean up your hard drive in a vane attempt at having some control over your life.

This project is from 2009. I don’t remember what my intentions where. The file was called missed_comm_masturbation.ai. It’s Our Nation’s First President, George “Big Ben” Washington!

it's washington

It seems that Washington was going to say something poignant. His words of wisdom are lost forever, like a phone in a big toilet.

I’m going to be posting more trash I forgot about.