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Last week, I attempted to watch a movie on Netflix, but my internet cut out and was also replaced by radioactivity and now I am radioactive and hellbent on destroying the internet! However, it is almost Valentine’s Day, so I feel I should take some time out of building my machine that turns animated GIFs into cyanide gas to tell you all that even though I hate you all, I love you.
Please enjoy the cards below.
Be sure to check out 2012’s Villainous Valentines or just click that “more” button below!
This Valentine’s Day, curl up with a loved on on the couch and hold a small country hostage using a self-replicating sound-carried virus or a death ray.
Please enjoy these other Villainous Valentines.
Your sitting in your living room, watching basic cable television, as per your nightly routine. You have a loved one or pet curled up next to you on the couch. There is a noise outside; shambling, moaning. You ignore it. Must be some sort of vermin. A raccoon, maybe? Suddenly, there is a thumping outside your door. It starts off rather dull, but steady. The thumping turns into knocking turns into slamming. You wonder if your door can handle the strain. Your loved one or pet has run off. You shout for them, but the sound of moaning outside drown out your cries. You go to investigate the front door and almost puke everywhere when you find a pack of slime-coated, crusty, little ghouls – armed with an insatiable hunger. They yell out “trick or treat!” You give them some candy and return to the couch.
Halloween is in less than a week and you need to get into the mood! Deranged serial killers aside, not much says “Halloween” like zombies. There is a wealth of undead material out there waiting to pounce you, but there’s a lot of rotten stuff out there. You have less than 7 days, here is what you need to get your grubby hands on. It’s time to cram for Halloween.