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Another Project I Forgot About

Fri 04.13.18

what does this mean

What does. This. Mean? What. Does this? Mean.

At some point in college I awoke with the phrase “Sprechen Sie Rockets” looping in my head.

(to the tune of What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor?)

Sprechen Sie /
Sprechen Sie /
Sprechen Sie Rock-ets! 

Sprechen Sie /
Sprechen Sie /
Sprechen Sie Rock-ets! 

Sprechen Sie /
Sprechen Sie /
Sprechen Sie Rock-ets.

Spre-chen /
Sie /
Rock-ets.

This tune haunted me. It would appear that this tune was still haunting me in 2010; nearly five years after college. In a desperate attempt to remove the lyrics from my mind forever, I must have made this thing. The image must have lifted the curse because I haven’t thought about this silly tune in a long while. Well … until now. Oh jeez.

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A Project I Forgot About

Tue 03.13.18

Sometimes you work put your heart and soul into a project. You jam your blood and sweat into it. Just sweat everywhere. Then you put down this sweaty project for a minute. That minute becomes a month and that month becomes a year. And hey, some projects you just half-ass your way around until you decide it’s dead to you. You spend the next decade in an alcohol-fueled haze before stumbling upon a Photoshop file while trying to clean up your hard drive in a vane attempt at having some control over your life.

This project is from 2009. I don’t remember what my intentions where. The file was called missed_comm_masturbation.ai. It’s Our Nation’s First President, George “Big Ben” Washington!

it's washington

It seems that Washington was going to say something poignant. His words of wisdom are lost forever, like a phone in a big toilet.

I’m going to be posting more trash I forgot about.

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Mike’s Rainy Day Mix

Mon 10.23.17

a drawing of mike myers

The time for spookiness grows ever near! Are you prepared to face starved vampires, undead killers, and totally naked skeletons? Wait, you’re not? How are you not ready for Halloween yet? Well, don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Mike and I have put together the most violentest, frighteningest, murdery mix tape this side of heck.

Stream the mixtape below or click Michael’s musky mask to download the mp3.

Warning, not safe for work, children, or pets. Uncensored, violent, and kinda goofy.

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Jason’s Mix Tape

Tue 10.10.17

It’s that magical time of the year! A cool, crisp breeze lingers in the air, dry leaves crunch under foot, and there’s skeletons as far as the eye can see. In honor of this ghoul-filled season, I have curated the finest mix of acid rap, horrorcore, and generally weird hip-hop. If you’re in the mood to feel existential dread, pop on the mix tape below or click on Jason’s meaty mug to download the mp3.

Warning, not safe for work or children probably. Uncensored, violent, and kinda goofy.